The Boring World of Goob


*** Monday, April 10, 2006 ***
  - Miscellany & Et Cetera -

So I'm back in Columbus and back at school once more. My crazy cat is acting like I was gone for a year and won't leave me alone, which is kind of annoying at times but it's also nice to have her be so affectionate. I had a good weekend, and got to see a movie and a baseball game (pictures here)..... and the family is good and everyone is healthy.

But I think I'm going to kill my new neighbor....... some guy moved in and he's loud as hell.... he has a big motorcycle on his porch, but he doesn't ever ride it that I've seen, he just starts it up and lets it run on the porch and revs the engine...... and it's the LOUDEST FUCKING MOTORCYCLE I'VE EVER HEARD...... the first time I heard it I thought someone was driving a monster truck through the parking lot or something..... but it's just some redneck with a motorcycle on his goddamn porch...... and even after he finally shuts it off, all the dogs in that complex bark and howl non-stop for the next half hour. So if you hear about me being in jail for vandalizing a motorcycle.... now you know why......

Ok that's all for now. Time to head on over to math class......
 

Comments:
You could always wait til he goes to sleep then sneak out and let his tyres down -evil grin-
 
i thought about it, but that wouldn't be mean enough....
 
Hmmmmm...ok, then you could siphon off his petrol while he sleeps...(yes it is illegal, but there are worse crimes)...and no petrol = no revving his engine.
Heck, it wouldn't even start up -grin-

No - wait - I have a better idea...pop over his house and tell him the noise is "upsetting" your colony of snakes...that should shut him up a bit!
 
Hmmmm...maybe siphoning off the petrol isn't such a bad idea then -grin-
 
this isn't next door, it's the building in front of mine, so my hot lesbian girlfriends are still here, thank god.... ha ha ha ha
 
all three? ha ha ha
 
Actually there's another one now.... so you can tell Nina I'm sleeping with four really hot lesbian girls..... ha ha ha
 
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