- Barstard Umbrellas -

I don't own or carry an umbrella, which I have mentioned before. I hate them, and the barstards that carry them. They walk along a four foot wide sidewalk, carrying a six foot wide umbrella with metal points around the edge right at eye level. And then they walk really damn slow so that it's impossible to pass them without either going into the street and stepping in a huge puddle or most likely getting stabbed in the eye by the pointy bits on their umbrella... And if you're walking in the opposite direction and try to walk past them they don't even care that their umbrella is about to stab you in the eye, they'll just keep walking right at you and you have to jump out of the way into the grass or street.... assholes.... if I'm ever in charge of the world one of the first things I'm doing is outlawing umbrellas so the fuckers get all wet and then I'll laugh hysterically at them as they cry about their hair getting messed up....

On the lighter side of things, my Lemon tree has started growing again for whatever reason. Maybe it just prefers the heat and sun or something, because for the longest time it didn't grow even the slightest bit, and the parts of the branches where the new growth comes from looked like they were dead.... so I had given up on it and just threw it outside to either die or just live as a midget tree. But the other day I looked at it when I was out there and it's started growing again, and there's a bunch of new little leaves starting to show up. So that's kinda cool, maybe it'll end up being a real tree someday after all. And I still got some little seedlings growing that looks like a mix of apple trees and maple trees, but I guess I'll have to wait until they grow a little more till I know which is which....  i posted this at 12:54 PM ---